Sunday, August 29, 2010

3 Fat Loss Secrets From Foxxy the Dog

3 Fat Loss Secrets From Foxxy the Dog

Woof Woof!

Foxxy the Dog here, and since my Human is away on holiday, I thought
I'd email you with 3 fitness tips to help you lose fat.

After all, I finally figured out how to use the
"Human's" computer, but if you see any spelling mistakes, please
furgive me, but my big paws aren't meant for these small computerz.

Oh, and if you're a cat, please stop reading. Because I don't like
you and I will chase you down if I find out you are reading this.

Okay, woof woof?


Here we go...

Tip #1 - Get your exercise in the morning

After my morning walk, I usually get a rawhide treat, and then I
just lie on the ground waiting for my next walk. And while I do that,
I get to listen to my light classical as my Human goes to End Results to help other humans
get in better shape...

...He tells them:

"It doesn't matter when you exercise for fat loss, all that matters
is that you are consistent. And when you exercise first thing in the
morning, that means you will be more consistent. And being consistent
is one of the most important things in your fat loss program."

Woof, woof, maybe that's why I get a long walk and some sprints
first thing in the morning? Bark bark!

That is probably why the vet once said to my human, "Wow, your dog
has six pack abs!"

Woof woof!

So if you are struggling to be consistent, get up a little earlier
and do your workout before life/work/family gets in the way and
stops you from getting your workout.


Tip #2 - Eat 3 medium sized meals and some very healthy snacks

Since I'm a dog, I'll eat just about anything. And that is good news,
because that means I love to snack on apples, blueberries, broccoli,
red peppers, and bananas.

Woof, I probably eat more fruits and vegetables than most humans,
not including my Human. He eats a lot of fruits and vegetables every
day, even while traveling.

And he has nice abs too. Woof, woof, woof.

Tip #3 - Stay active on your off days with fun & playful activity

Even though I'm almost 5 human years old, I still get anxious when
my Human leaves me alone at home and goes to the gym.

Woof, woof, woof! Bark, bark, bark! Whine. Bark Bark! WOOF!

I am sure am glad that he only goes 3-4 times per week, instead of
6-7 times per week like some folks.

On his days off, we go to the beach and parks and have fun. No long,
slow, boring cardio for him. I won't allow it.

Grrrrrrrrr. That's what I say to cardio machines. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'd rather chase squirrels any day than get on a treadmill or one of
those silly elliptical machines.

So bottom line:

1) Do short, burst workouts CONSISTENTLY.

2) Eat 3 mid-size meals and lots of whole, natural food snacks in
between meals.

3) Train 3-4 times per week and stay active on your off-days.


It's that simple.

Let me know what you think.

Bark Bark!

Your favorite doggy,

Foxxy the Dog

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